Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario's DEADLIEST Game!


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I’ve done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I’ve uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon — Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!

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  1. My bad: 5'11'' actually equals 180 cm…but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right!

    Like I said, I'm stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system 🙂

  2. when mat switched over to the plane i thought he was pissing so many people off but then i realized he was in first class

  3. I really like how it's about Mario kart and the Mario in the intro had a kart, good details go a long way

  4. Who is that stupid that when he/she see Mario driving without seatbelt and start thing ok so I can do that too

  5. But matpat if these guys are going so fast why are you making such a big deal about how dangerous mario kart is. Last time I checked i didn't see a dateline special about the horrific deaths of high speed kart racers.

  6. The characters in the game are actually taller than the vehicles, so there is no seat that they are sitting back on, so a seat belt would either, 1: not be possible, 2: it’s would reach from the rears’s top to the front’s top, or 3: the vehicles would have to be greatly modified in order to add a seatbelt, but this is a kids game we’re talking about. Those kids playing won’t be like, “Hey! I’m going to find out how deadly this game really is!” That why it’s E related.

  7. I'm a bit late (3 years) but wouldn't Nintendo also be breaking the child fitting rule? Some of the characters are literally toddlers, so I think they count? I'm probably wrong but oh well

  8. My whole family always watch dateline and into it even I'm into it and I'm 14!??!!? There is 17 year old 53 year old 62 year old and 15 year old?!?!? Believe it or not we are all into it

  9. So basically if mario kart was real wen mario krashes into a wall his known liquid smash into the wall just like a juice box


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